Musician jokes
What do you get when you cross Freddie Mercury and Dracula?
A dead man with AIDS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.