Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
what is harder that steel
Michael Jackson in a playground
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreck havoc on preschool
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
how do u be friends with a musician b minor
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Michael doesn’t fart Jackson Does
Want to know what juice wrld would do if he was alive today. frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
DR. DRE-SEED
