Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square