Musician jokes
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?
Bee-thoven.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square