A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
what is harder that steel
Michael Jackson in a playground
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
