Musician jokes
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.