Musician jokes
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Olivia Rodrigo
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron!
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?