Musician jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Joe Rogan to Christopher Doemges: "What can you tell me about musicians of the 18th century?" Doemges: "They're all dead already!"
What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?
"Pop Goes the Weasel."
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?
R. Kelly.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!