Composition jokes

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

I wrote a song about tortillas...

Actually, it's more of a wrap.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.