Composition jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
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What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
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dioptase. heard of that before? gems are cool. a dioptase is green. its chemical composition is CuSiO2 (OH)2
Music, in its many forms, has the power to evoke a wide range of emotions and responses. One genre that has particularly resonated with me is rap. Recently, I stumbled upon a track that truly exemplified the essence of this genre. The song was not just a composition but a powerful expression of artistry that left a lasting impression on me. The lyrics of the song were profound, offering a deep dive into the artist's … Read more
I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more