Composition jokes
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Community talk
dioptase. heard of that before? gems are cool. a dioptase is green. its chemical composition is CuSiO2 (OH)2
Music, in its many forms, has the power to evoke a wide range of emotions and responses. One genre that has particularly resonated with me is rap. Recently, I stumbled upon a track that truly exemplified the essence of this genre. The song was not just a composition but a powerful expression of artistry that left a lasting impression on me. The lyrics of the song were profound, offering a deep dive into the artist's … Read more
I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more