Composition jokes
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
They say people are 75% water.
But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
What are Africans composed of?
99% Coca-Cola.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
I just
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Community talk
currently failing my composition class cus my final paper got flagged as ai literally js because im a good writer 😋
dioptase. heard of that before? gems are cool. a dioptase is green. its chemical composition is CuSiO2 (OH)2
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