They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
