Composition jokes

They say people are 75% water.

But I'm 100% useless.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?

They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!

I wrote a song about tortillas...

Actually, it's more of a wrap.

What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?

Liam: I like you both.

Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to paris.

Mother: That's means you like dad more.

Liam: No, its because i like paris.

Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?

Liam: I will go to America.

Mother: Why?

Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.

My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

Your adopted.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.