Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
