Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? “He/he.”
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
Look, Bono is a great guy. But shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
What was juice wrld's favourite store ?
Forever 21 .
Q. What do you use on your tuba when it breaks
A. A tuba-glue
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss and they do t know what can’t hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player? The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)
What did Stevie wonder see when he got Murdered
Nothing
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson
Why can’t Michael jackson win a race Because he’s always coming in a lil behind
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
What’s a skeletons favorite instrument— the trombone
