Musician jokes
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽‍♂️
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!