Musician jokes
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.