What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier? âHe/he.â
Whatâs the only positive thing about Freddie Mercuryâs death?
The HIV test results.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
Whatâs the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?
Nothing.
