Musician jokes
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!