Musician jokes
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.