Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Musician Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
