What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Where did Michael Jackson go to college?
Bring 'em young.
