Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
What did the lady say to mickel jacson on the beech?exscuse me sir but your in my sun
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
How are laundry and michael jackson related? They both got bleached!
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
