Musician jokes
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!