Musician jokes
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?
They had new Billie Jeans!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! 😂😂😂
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.