Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What does micheal jackson and a rock have in commen?
The are both hard
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Why does michael jackson like chef boyardee? He likes the little balls
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Why did Michael Jackson rush to h&m?: they had new billie jeans
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? Bring 'em Young.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
