Musician jokes
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?
Hearing AIDS.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.