Musician jokes

Why can't skeletons play church music?

Because they have no organs.

Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Michael Jackson is happy when there are twenty-eight-year-olds.

What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?

They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.

What do classical musicians do when they die?

They decompose.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.