Music Jokes

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

Why did Michael Jackson rush to H&M?

They had new Billie Jeans!

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

What's a rapist's favorite scale?

C Minor.

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.