Music jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. đ
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. Theyâre adults who play childrenâs music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Memes
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! đ
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What is Michael Jacksonâs favorite song? âLittle Drummer Boy.â
Whatâs Michael Jacksonâs favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as heâs always sitting down.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? We Are Family.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.