Music jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Never gonna give you up.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!