What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
