Music jokes
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
Memes
this one hurts
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!