Music jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"