Music

Music Jokes

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral what song should you never play? Alphaville - Forever Young

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan . Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper. SO they didn't want to Post M"loan.