What instrument do orphans play? The sax-alone
You need to play a bflat not a c sharp, you just got band!!
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune." Im a banjo picker and I can confirm this is 99% true.
listen to the autism song on tiktok
i like stripers on me
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
WHAT MUSIC SCARES BALOONS? POP MUSIC
WHY WOULD THE BANNANA SCREAM OUTCH BECAUSE GETTING PEALED
What is a cats favorite Queens song... Don’t stop meow
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
make like a drum and beat it
Ariana Grande
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine dragon these balls
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
So I met Micheal Jackson before he died he dragged me to his bed
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? -- Bananana!
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.