Music

Music jokes

Ranch

Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?

Because it was over 10 years old.

Memes

Irony

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

Saturn

What song does Saturn sing?

"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."

Michael Jackson

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

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  • Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Song

    This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

    Rickroll

    What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

    You just got fruit-rolled.

    Child

    What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

    The Jackson 4.

    Song

    What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

    Steel

    What is harder than steel?

    Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂