Music jokes
What's an orphan's least favorite theme song? The Barney theme song.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
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I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
"Hee hee touch my pp."