Music jokes
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Music days be like:
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
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What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
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Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.