The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Music Jokes
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
happy valentines day everyon!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
