Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Music Jokes
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door?
She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
