What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
what does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in comen? you can tune a piano but you can't piano a tuna? but what about the glue said bob I ? new you would get stuck on that
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
Why do orphans like emos? Reverse emo and put an "h" in the beginning.
Who is m.j's cartoon character?
Muzon kibutsuji
Hehe
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
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What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
What is a group of singing terrorists called? a taliband
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
Why are pedofiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor
how do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
you know how sometimes you want to listen to music But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying even if its songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to
