Music jokes
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Memes
Shrimp posture
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.