Music

Music jokes

Hymn

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Emo

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Contract

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Pitch

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Violist

Why don’t violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Emo

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Friend

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Part

What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."

Kobe Bryant

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Beer

What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?

A: Beers for Queers.