Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Music Jokes
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What’s the name of the band in the gay bar?
A: Beers for Queers.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
