Music jokes
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.