Music jokes
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Memes
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.