Music jokes

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.

What's a rapist's favorite scale?

C Minor.

I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.

What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?

The Who?

What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?

A Minor.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"

"It was only the Bass!"

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.

A limbo champion walks into a bar.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."