What's Trump's favourite instrument A TRUMPet!!!
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate Rocky Mountain high
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To BRUSH UP on his rhymes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
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