What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
