Music jokes
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Memes
Music days be like:
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?