What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Music Jokes
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I love Little Mix.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
