Music jokes
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Who would you choose?
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!