Music jokes
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why don't rappers tell secrets?
Because they always spill the beats.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him.
me listening to issa bass
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.