Music jokes
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
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Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.