Music jokes
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why doesn't Adele swim properly?
Because she's rolling in the deep. 🤽♂️
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."