Music jokes
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.