Music jokes
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
I love Little Mix.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!