Music jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
Who would you choose?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!