What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
