Music

Music jokes

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.

Rapper

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

Orphan

What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?

He has family ties.

Song

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.

Clam

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Rock

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

Funeral

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."