Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
here's my dick pick
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
I love Little Mix.