Music jokes
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked!
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
Who would you choose?
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
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