Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... LITERALLY"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
