Music jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Beatles
Are cool.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.