Music jokes
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Memes
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
I love Hebrew John!
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.