Music jokes
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Memes
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.