Music jokes
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
I love Hebrew John!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.