Music jokes
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Memes
So True
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I love Hebrew John!
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green