Music jokes
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!