How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Music Jokes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
I bought a new shotgun the other day. Want to know what I called it?
Kurt Cobain's microphone.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
