Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES nature?
MC Green
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
Memes
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!