Music jokes
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What’s a rapper’s favorite tool?
A mic wrench.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What did the rapper say at the bakery?
"I need ALL the dough you got!"
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.