Music jokes
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Memes
Guess which one I'm mad about.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)