Music jokes
I wish my grass was emo, then it would cut for me.
Which way do gay men walk?
One Direction.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
I love Hebrew John!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life in rhyme.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!