Music jokes
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a beat!