Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
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I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Blueface baby!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....