Music jokes
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Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Never gonna give you up."
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!