Music jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
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I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Blueface baby!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!