Music jokes
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
Yeah yeah.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)
Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?
Car show: "Let It Go," get it?
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Who left him hanging?
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
"Never gonna give you up."