Music jokes
Yeah yeah.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Memes
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.