Music jokes

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

What do you call a fish and a guitar?

Tunafish.

Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

Who left him hanging?

Juice WRLD

More like "Juice Boxed."

RIP tho.

I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

My Dearest Friend--C'mon, RickRoll ;)

Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Yeah yeah.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

"Never gonna give you up."

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.