Music jokes

If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...

Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?

Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!

Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?

Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.

Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.

Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.

What's a flat-chested emo called?

A cutting board.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

Can I get a Hoyah?

Why don’t rappers tell secrets?

Because they always end up DROPPING it.

What is Rapboat's favorite musical note? A minor.

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

What made his beats so bad?

His name.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?

THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.