Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Music Jokes
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?
A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
I love Hebrew John!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
