Music jokes
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Kris
Damn this shit!
Megan Thee Stallion: What!
Kris: My mother is a fucker!
The whole world:
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?
ODB: Yep
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"