When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
A bass drum is the boss.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What is a suicide pack's favorite song?...
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
