That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
Music Jokes
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
I'm lookin' for some good jokes for the best song award. Can y'all help a fellow out?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Prince, are you there?
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
I love rap!
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
