Music

Music Jokes

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

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