Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.