How does Jesus whistle? bye s blowing through the holes in is hands
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
I tried to name my grass emo so it will cut itself
I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge
Because She can listen to call music
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
What do Phillips adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling
When you having a normal day at school but then
*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
