You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I like strippers on me.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What kind of band never plays music?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
