Music jokes

I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What do you call a depressed a cappella group?

Self-Harmony.

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

Time to play guitar!

*absolutely shreds*

What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ!

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.

I said, "Maybe."

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.