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Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?

When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.

Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!

Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.