What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.