Music jokes
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
Me: September is here!
[Labor Day comes]
Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”
My wife asked me to please quit singing "Wonderwall" in the shower.
I said, "Maybe."
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What pronouns would Michael Jackson have used as a Gender Identifier?
“He/he.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"