What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
