What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
i would rather be drugged and robbed by cardi b than listen to her fucking music
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
name one person who would take a orphan micheal jackson so they can play all night
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain"
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Moosicals
Anyone else think high school musical would of been a better film with a school shooter
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
What if Stephan hawking was the real slim shady but couldn’t stand up
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An Donald Trumpet!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What is Micheal Jackson’s favorite song “Lottle Drummer Boy”
You're the type of person to play girl on fire during a funeral
