Music

Music jokes

Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

How can one make Death Row a little more fun?

Musical electric chairs.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.

🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.