Music jokes
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Never gonna give you up.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.