Music

Music jokes

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.