Music jokes
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
How do you beat Lady Gaga at Texas hold’em?
Poker face.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.