What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Justin Bieber
Nickelback.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
you.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What is Beethoven doing now?
Decomposing.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
