Music jokes
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Ariana Grande
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!