Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
