Music jokes
A funny joke scenario.
Person 1: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly, fat, and nobody liked him.
What is Beethoven's favorite vegetable?
Beets.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."