I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
i killed a man in 94
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
AHOY SPONGEBOB! I JUST COMMITED HOMICIDE IN SYRIA, AND THE ONE-PARTY STATE IS AFTER ME FUCKING ASS! ARGAGAGAGAGAGA!
When your mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone good times
My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment
There is a man in the hospital the power went out and the man was stabbed to death, there are three witnesses, the nurse who was with another patient, the doctor who was reading some paperwork, and The Who was at the vending machine, who killed the man? The mom did because you can’t use a vending machine when the powers out!
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do ?????????? He killed everyone on this f#cking website
What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
An old man and a child are walking into the woods, suddenly they stop "Mister," the child says, "I'm scared l, these woods are dark and creepy..." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
Murder:wanna play a game? me:ok (pulls out xbox controller)
If a man kills a kid, it's called Murder. If a woman kills a kid, it's called Reproductive Rights.
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤
Please no kill
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
