Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
what would MLK junior be if he was white.........alive
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
