Movement jokes
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What runs but never stops?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 馃尦 cannot walk.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Q: Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone?
A: He has turrets.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs? Right where you left it.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.