How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Movement Jokes
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?
Because it was disabled.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
What is the hardest part of twerking?
Being black.
