What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.