What do the initials "MAD" stand for?
Mothers Against Democrats.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs 🤣🤣 LOL
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
