Movement jokes
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast?
A Slowpoke.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
BLM.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does BLM stand for?
Biden loves millennials.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.