What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
BLM.
Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
What does BLM stand for?? Biden loves millennials
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
Walking is just running with extra steps.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled children.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What runs but never stops?
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree š³ can not walk
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
