Hit and Can't Run

This is a play on words using the phrase "hit and run". The humor comes from the ironic situation of a person in a wheelchair, who obviously can't run, being the one doing the "hit".

• Wheelchair
• Hit
• Morbidity
• Chair
• Accident
• Law

• When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
• What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you.
• Stop making jokes about people in wheelchairs. They can't stand up for themselves.
• My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.