your hairline was playing sorry pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
Q. How do you know when Putin is lying ? A. His lips move
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Whoever said men will fuck anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
What is a terrorist first move in chest C4
Why do Arabs hate chess? Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
I play saxophone and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason I got multiple restraining orders because I said “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson”, I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What do you call a cow in a moving van
A: a mooving cow
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Some moving men had just begun their days work. The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch. The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
