Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
Where are people sent to die
rosshall academy
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Suicide is population control, republished.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Die.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.