Mortality jokes
Dark humor is like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Suicide is population control, republished.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Die.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Man dies.
Life's too short to want it.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
Dead baby jokes never get old...
Preventing suicide is best done by committing it.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Someone dies.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
A kid had school today.
He was late every single day. He said in his mind, "I wish I can go to school again." What happened? It's obvious...... He died :)