What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Mortality Jokes
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Man dies.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
