Mortality jokes
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Man dies.