Mortality jokes
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Man dies.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"