Mortality jokes
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"