Mortality jokes
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*