Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Die.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
