Mortality jokes
Corona be like:
Eliminating half the population of boomers faster than Thanos.
*snap*
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
What’s the difference between a bleeding child and a bleeding chimpanzee?
They're both crazy and now dead.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.