Mortality jokes
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
I've thought about suicide, but there's always been a part of me that knows I wouldn't be able to live with the decision.
What starts with M and ends with arriage?
Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?
Neither does the child.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Did you know if you give a guy a plane ticket, he flies once, but if you push him out of a plane, he flies for the rest of his life.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Oliver Savage's life.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.