Mortality jokes
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Dark humor is like food:
Not everyone gets it.
Or a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
People need to stop taking life so seriously. After all, no one gets out alive!
What’s the difference between a kid with cancer and a dark humor joke?
They never get old.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.