Mortality jokes
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
You are so ugly my man died.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Die.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
