I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
Mortality Jokes
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
You are so ugly my man died.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Die.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
