Mores Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It Croaks every night

"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)

Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing: Ninga has ligma

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

What's more sensitive than a pushy? A western man on the internet.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it

/This is out motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds." Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

My career is worth more than your adoption.

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I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

You know why the twin towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable that a pentagon

When there is more suicidal people it means there is less suicidal people that means there is infinite generator of them

Yo forehead so big it reseaves more the the pasific ocean!

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.

My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I need more webs and i need more supplys for more webs how do i make them? WITH SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing!!! Tomorrow I am going to six flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR day!!!!!! Woohooo!!!!