Mores jokes
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
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Ads? More like bads.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.