Mores jokes
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why does America have more guns than people?
True story: my math teacher Mr. Ueberoth accidentally marked a Kahoot as 100 points in Google Classroom instead of 10. If he doesn't find out, the grades will be more hyperinflated than Zimbabwe's economy.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
God, you're more toxic than white phosphorus.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
Most of his Taliban friends have more wives than teeth.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”