Mores jokes

Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.

Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?

A: They give you more bids.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.

Like a work film, to take new in the center.

More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.

I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.

You fighting? More like you're dying!

Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?

Because there were no more planes.

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.