Mores jokes

Facial detection? More like racial detection.

What do you call a genderless child?

It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.

A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.

Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

A: Covid.

I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?

Because he’s dead.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

You're more uglier.

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

Dad joke.

Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?

Because of a hole in one!

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

What has 2 arms but no legs?

A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!

What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?

The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

Five more days.

TDS? More like STDs.