Mores jokes
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Facial detection? More like racial detection.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
You're more uglier.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
TDS? More like STDs.
More jokes.
Five more days.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.