Mores jokes

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

My career is worth more than your adoption.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

One dollar bill is with a five dollar bill. The five says, "I make more cents than you."

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

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