Mores jokes

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

My career is worth more than your adoption.

I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

Stopping it with a pitchfork.

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.

Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

"What's 9 + 10?"

"21" (lol XD)

Also:

"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)

One more thing:

Ninja has ligma.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

"People are more honest when they are tired, so I made my nephew do push-ups 50 times when I realized he stole my cookies."