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The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."

Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. not everyone gets it

me on my way to the prinsiples office after the trans kid told me to act my age so i told him to act his gender

See, morbid humour is just like water, not everyone gets it.

Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus

What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour

~babies in a blender 😌

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes

Q: Why is Morbid Jokes so cruel? A: Because they are!

Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn't like juice.

I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

What's the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 metres of a school?

Because he's dead

Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.