A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
Bambi was calmly eating grass. All of a sudden, a red dot pointed near his heart caught his attention. He looked around anxiously, and he saw a man in camouflage. He whispered, "Time to join mother, Bambi!" Bambi knew what this meant. He ran. He heard a gunshot, followed by a wave of extreme pain. Bambi fell to the ground. He glanced at his leg, which was no longer attached to his body. The man in camouflage came up to him and stabbed him in the heart. Everything went black...
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
Who needs storage on a computer, just use an Asians brain.
How do you spell racecar backwards? racecar How do you spell racecar sideways? Paul Walkers death.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
