Morbid jokes
Rowan
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
You are the joke.
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Hi, I'm cool.
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
So I was eating this girl out the other day, and I GOT AIDS. How does a 9-year-old give me AIDS? I guess my sister was hanging around the wrong crowd.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
If you're reading this right now, Then the joke's on you, Because I'm right behind ya, mothafucka!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm laughing because you look like a monkey.
No, seriously,
I'm right behind ya.
Tyler is cool.