Morbid jokes
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
So you wanna play like that, ayy? Well, Sydney didn't wanna play like that either, and that's why you got arrested.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife? The first is easier to bury.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
You guys asked for a joke? Well, you're in luck, because you already are one!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
I love going to Hooters and looking at the menu... If you know what I mean;)
Ammon died.
I'm dead inside.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
What is the best type of snake? A dead one.