Morbid jokes
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
"Nihha scarborough face."
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Q. What do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head?
A. An ambulance.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.