My fortune cookie said "Your existing plans will succeed." Not necessarily since I'm suicidal...
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
What do u call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong
Why can't orphans play baseball?
because they'll never make it home
Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.
One makes you cry when you cut it up
Why can't to aisans have a white kid because two wongs don't make a white
EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"
Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest, he goes to tell his wife. Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
bstfu
hey,wanna hear an abortion joke?Nevermind,i can’t deliver it.
Why does Aaron always look depressed? Because his grandmas dead
i will never forget my girlfriends last words..."get off of me STOP"*slurp*...Dead
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.