Morbid jokes

Morbid Jokes

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

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EU Delegate: "Sir, your country has the highest corruption and crime rate out of any other member nations. What do you have to say?"

Ambassador: *tries slipping the delegate 40 Euros* "You didn't see any statistics."

A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest, he goes to tell his wife. Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...