What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
Morbid Jokes
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
God.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Fortnite
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
