Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Brother 2: We have these weird circles on the street! Government is tracking us!!!
Brother 1: They are just to sense cars so they can change lights. And it's the government.
Brother 2: Then why are there two in the left turn lane?
Brother 1: So one car isn't always going left and stopping the others.
Brother 2: Then why are they one car apart? Oh, to have three people going.
Brother 1: Correct. When I see one car on the first, I go on the second so my light changes.
Brother 2: You monster.
Brother 1: I wonder if they trigger by weight?
Brother 2: HA. Yo mama would trigger the sensor.
Brother 1: ARG. It's OUR MAMA you're disrespecting.
Mother (brother 1): What's going on boys? *looks in mirror* HOLY SH@& SHE IS PRETTY!
Brother 2: I think you should take your pills.
Brother 1: Found them.
*imaginary mother and brother fade away*
Thank you ELECTROBOOM for inspiring this joke/sh!t. Go subb to him.
Btw the (1) means it is just imaginary brother one acting like another brother.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
