Monster

Monster jokes

Head

    • A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

    Papyrus

    • Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

    Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

    Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

    Frisk: HAHAHA

    Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

    Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

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    • Pen

    • I just bought two new biro pens.

    One is light blue with hints of purple and another is green with hints of white.

    They're filled with monster's ink.

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    • Monster memes

    Dodge

    • What do you call a retarded three legged doggo heckin pupper monster? A 1996 Dodge Neon with a broken tail light cover and 166,748.46 miles on the odometer.

    It could use a tune up and it needs a new transmission soon. New rear tires and a new radiator. Test drives with cash in hand. HMU motivated seller. Don鈥檛 waste my time and no lowballs.

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    • Fart

    • Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 馃惙馃惙馃惙馃惙馃あ馃あ馃あ馃挬馃挬馃挬馃挬馃憡馃徎馃憡馃徎馃憡馃徎馃憡馃徎馃憡馃徎馃惤馃惤馃惤

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    • Pussy

    • If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

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    • Mum

    • Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.

    Dad

    • Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.