Monster jokes
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Community talk
As a comminuty, I know we hate alts. They spam pictures, they roleplay, they ARE indeed annoying. But do things need to be this way? Yes, we dont like the way the alts talk, but think about it, ALTS have changed throughout the history of wje. We ALL used to be an alt, even if we didn't roleplay, we didn't always fit in at first, but we came in a more accepting time. I'm not saying we should let alts be annoying and r… Read more
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