Monster jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Nessie is dying.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.