Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Nessie is dying
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
your mum is so fat when she sat in a monster truck it turned into a lowrider
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
