Monster jokes
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Nessie is dying.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.