Legendary

Legendary jokes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Memes

Bullet

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with my beard." Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull."

Haircut

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?

Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."

Flight

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Tank

Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.

It is now known as Optimus Prime.

Peter Pan

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

Year

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

Community

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