Monster

Monster Jokes

Vampire

I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.

Vampire

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

"Same time next month?"

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  • Rest

    "You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."

    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

    Imposter

    I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

    I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

    Mummy

    Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

    Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

    That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

    Papyrus

    Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!

    Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?

    Papyrus

    Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

    Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

    Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

    Frisk: HAHAHA

    Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

    Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!