Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
Big, ugly, and very weird.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
You may not rest, there are monsters nearby”
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Medusa makes men hard.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!
Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.
Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!
Sans: Yea bro.
Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.
