Monster jokes
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Medusa makes men hard.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!