I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.
That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
Medusa makes men hard.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
