Monster jokes
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.