What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Monster Jokes
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?
Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
